Saturday, October 28, 2006
Joke time...
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"Apat na uri ng pala-utot:
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1.) MAPAGKUNWARI
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-utot na tahimik at pagkatapos aastang
inosente at magbibintang pa
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2.) MAHIYAIN
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-utot na mahina tapos ngingiti.
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3.) MAYABANG
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-utot na malakas tapos parang
balewala sa kanya na narinig
ng lahat ang utot nya...
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4.) MALAS
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-susubukang umutot pero
tae ang lumabas..."
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From intsik Quiroga (SOLO!!!!)
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"A man phones his home asking
for his wife
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MAN: Asan ang ma'am mo???
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MAID: Sir, nasa taas kasama
bf nya...
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SIR: Kumuha ka ng baril at
patayin sila
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(After 2 minutes)
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MAID: Patay na po
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SIR: Ihulog mo sila sa pool
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MAID: Sir, wala po tayong pool
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SIR: HUH?!?! Ay Sorry,
wrong number pala... ehehe."
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From IQ again (SOLO!! Intsik Quiroga)
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"A gun can kill someone
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Fire can burn someone
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Wind can chill
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Anger can rage 'till it
tears you apart.
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But the power of my
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L(,")(",)KS
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HANEP!!! Pati Bacteria...
TULALA!!"
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From Myko...
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"A man killed a DEER and
Cooked it but doesn't tell
kids what it is. He gives
a clue.
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'Ganyan tawag sakin ng mama
nyo'
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One kid cries out:
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'Wag nyo kainin yan,
DEMONYO yan!'
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-from G ann
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"Terrorists have kidnapped
our PROFESSORS and
demanded a ranson of
10 Million pesos or else
they will burn them with
kerosine.
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Please donate. I have donated 50 liters."
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-G ann again
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"Being a student, i've been
Looking for something to
satisfy and make me happy...
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You know it's right when
they say that hapines
can be found in simplest
things...
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And I found it in 5 letters...
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TULOG..."
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-CES
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Wilson Molina
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7:50 PM
