“what she says
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What she means
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Says: hindi ako galit.
Means: hayup ka!!
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S: wait. 5 mins lang
M: I’ll be ready in an hour.
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S: may suggestion ako.
M: eto ang DAPAT.
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S: ang pangit ko ngayon
M: sabihin mong maganda ako.
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What he says
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What he means
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S: gusto mong kumain???
M: gutom na ako.
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S: gusto mo panoorin talaga yan???
M: ang corny
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S: what’s wrong???
M: nag-iinarte ka na naman jan.
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S: kaw ang pinakamagandang babae sa mundo.
M: hay nako… eto na naman tayo.”
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“cheating in exams is the best exercise
For our reflexes…
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Your eyes are rolling to see
The answer sheer of your seatmate.
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Your ears should be attentive even to
The softest whispers to get what your
Seatmate is saying.
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Your neck is stretched either ways
To search for clues.
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Your hand writes very fast of
The answer you’ve got.
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Your feet kicks the chair of your
Classmate to let him/her know
That you want to copy.
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And finally…
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Your heart beats 10X faster when
You have passed your paper….
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And realized…
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Your seatmate answered set A
And yours is set B…”
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Just for laughs…